There’s something magically irresistible about a well-crafted pun, especially when it revolves around something as unexpectedly comical as a broom. Whether you’re a fan of witchy humor, into household hilarity, or simply love a good dad joke, broom puns have a unique charm that can make even the dustiest day feel like a clean sweep of laughter. In this article, we present a collection of 49 completely original broom puns that are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. With no repeated or similar jokes, every pun is uniquely crafted for maximum humor and minimal mess. Get ready to brush up on your wit and laugh until you’re swept away!
49 Wickedly Funny Broom Puns to Sweep You Off Your Fee
1. Swept Off My Feet
I tried online dating, but the only one who swept me off my feet was my broom.
2. Whisking You Well
When my broom caught a cold, I said, “Whisking you a speedy recovery!”
3. Bristle While You Work
My broom got promoted—it always knew how to bristle while it worked.
4. Handle With Care
My broom broke up with me because I couldn’t handle it.
5. Clean Break
The mop was devastated, but the broom said it needed a clean break.
6. Straw of the Show
At the witch convention, my broom was the straw of the show.
7. Sweeping Generalization
Saying all brooms are magical is a bit of a sweeping generalization.
8. Dust to Impress
I wore my finest cape to impress, but my broom just dusted to impress.
9. Straw-ling Along
I took my broom for a walk, but it kept straw-ling behind.
10. Brushing It Off
When insulted, my broom just brushes it off like a true professional.
11. Broom With a View
I bought a penthouse suite for my broom—needed a broom with a view.
12. Flight Risk
My broom was labeled a flight risk after escaping from the closet again.
13. Whisk Taker
It’s a whisk taker—it tried skydiving without a parachute.
14. Sweeping Statement
“I’m the cleanest in town,” said the broom in a sweeping statement.
15. Straw and Order
There’s a new detective in town: Sergeant Straw and Order.
16. Room to Broom
I moved into a new apartment. Finally, some room to broom!
17. Love at First Sweep
It wasn’t planned—it was love at first sweep.
18. Straw-pidity
My broom tried surfing. I called it an act of pure straw-pidity.
19. Dirty Joke
The broom told a dirty joke—turns out it was just covered in dust.
20. Bristle Crisis
It’s going through a midlife bristle crisis—keeps questioning its handle.
21. Sweeping It Under
It never deals with problems—just keeps sweeping them under the rug.
22. Witches Be Crazy
“Witches be crazy,” muttered my broom as it zipped out the window.
23. Whisk Management
Our office is a mess—we clearly need better whisk management.
24. Flight Club
Rule #1 of Flight Club: you do not talk about your broom brand.
25. Broom With Benefits
We’re just roommates… with broom benefits.
26. Domestic Flyer
My broom is no jet-setter—it’s more of a domestic flyer.
27. Handlebar Humor
My broom’s dating profile just says, “Nice handle, great bristles.”
28. Sweeping Romance
They had a sweeping romance until she dusted him.
29. Straw of Genius
Invented self-cleaning floors? That broom is a straw of genius!
30. Mop and Broomance
Mop and broom had a summer broomance—it ended in a clean breakup.
31. Caught in the Sweep
I wasn’t guilty, just caught in the sweep of justice.
32. Bristles in the Wind
It wrote poetry called Bristles in the Wind—deep stuff for a broom.
33. Clean Getaway
The burglar escaped on a broom—a real clean getaway.
34. The Final Sweep
After years of service, it retired in style with the final sweep.
35. Dust My Luck
Every time I clean, more dirt shows up—dust my luck!
36. Broom for Improvement
It’s good, but there’s always broom for improvement.
37. Sweeping Success
My cleaning business? A sweeping success!
38. Brush Hour Traffic
Avoid the closet at 6—too much brush hour traffic.
39. Strawrrific
I told my broom it was doing great—it said, “Strawrrific!”
40. Not My Handle
I didn’t touch it—that’s not my handle!
41. Raised the Broom
They didn’t lower the bar—they raised the broom!
42. Straw-berry Fields Forever
My broom started a Beatles cover band—calls it Straw-berry Fields Forever.
43. No Dust for the Wicked
I work weekends—there’s no dust for the wicked.
44. Swept Under the Influence
Got caught flying under the influence—completely swept away.
45. Brushing Up
I’m brushing up on my flight skills—witch exams are next week.
46. Out of Line
That mop cut in front—totally out of line, said the broom.
47. Strawstagram Famous
My broom’s now Strawstagram famous—1M followers and climbing.
48. Clean Conscience
Said it didn’t cheat on the mop—had a clean conscience.
49. Going Off the Handle
When provoked, it doesn’t yell—it just goes off the handle.
Conclusion
There you have it—49 completely original broom puns that soar, sweep, and swerve their way through all corners of comedy. From clever wordplay to bristle-based brilliance, each joke in this collection delivers a unique laugh without repeating the dusted paths of broom humor gone by. Whether you’re here to cackle like a witch or simply enjoy some good, clean fun, we hope these puns left you enchanted. Remember, when life gets messy, sometimes all you need is a little pun and a lot of sweep.
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