Every fall, pumpkin spice returns with the force of a cinnamon-scented tornado—invading our coffee cups, candles, cookies, and even our shampoo aisles. It’s the unofficial scent of sweater weather, the fragrance of flannel season, and the flavor that divides a nation between “basic and proud” and “please make it stop.” But one thing everyone can agree on? Pumpkin spice is ripe for humor. Whether you love it, hate it, or pretend to hate it while secretly sipping a PSL behind closed doors, there’s a joke here for you. Below are 47 original pumpkin spice jokes—no repeats, no fluff, just enough spice to roast your funny bone. Enjoy the ride, and may your laughter be extra whipped and sprinkled with nutmeg.
47 Pumpkin Spice Jokes to Spice Up Your Day
1. The PSL Dating App
I tried a new dating app for pumpkin spice lovers. It’s called “Spinder”—we match over warm notes and seasonal regrets.
2. The Barista’s Confession
My barista said I’ve had too many pumpkin spice lattes. I said, “Espresso yourself more politely.”
3. Pumpkin Spice Apocalypse
If pumpkin spice ever became a weapon, it would be called Pumpkin Spiceageddon—one sniff and the world falls into autumnal chaos.
4. The Scented Takeover
My roommate sprayed so much pumpkin spice air freshener, I now identify as a Yankee Candle.
5. The Pumpkin Career Path
My pumpkin spice dreams are crushed—I wanted to be a doctor, but I ended up just another seasonal flavor.
6. Muffin’s Midlife Crisis
The pumpkin muffin told the banana bread, “I’m having a seasonal identity crisis—I don’t know if I’m dessert or breakfast!”
7. The Spice Therapist
Pumpkin spice started therapy. Turns out, it has abandonment issues every January.
8. PSL in Court
I saw a pumpkin spice latte on trial for being too basic. The jury was 100% yoga pants and scarves—he never stood a chance.
9. The Pumpkin Confession Booth
I walked into a confession booth and instead of incense, it smelled like pumpkin spice. Even my sins got cozier.
10. Halloween’s Real MVP
Ghosts don’t scare me, but running out of pumpkin spice creamer? That’s horror in a mug.
11. Cereal Drama
I tried pumpkin spice cereal. It’s just Cinnamon Toast Crunch wearing a fall sweater and lying to me.
12. The Haunted Coffee Shop
They say a haunted coffee shop exists where every drink is pumpkin spice… and you have to pay with your soul—or $6.75.
13. Spice and Prejudice
I went to a book club called “Spice and Prejudice.” We just discuss novels while drinking PSLs and judging people.
14. Pumpkin Spice Support Group
Hi, my name is Sarah and I haven’t had a pumpkin spice latte in six hours.
15. Spice Invasion
Pumpkin spice lip balm? Great. Pumpkin spice toilet paper? We’ve officially gone too far.
16. The Autumn Workout
I did a new fall workout: pumpkin spice squats. You lunge into line for Starbucks and squat to take selfies.
17. PSL Identity Theft
Someone stole my credit card. I knew it was a pumpkin spice addict when they only bought scarves, candles, and yoga mats.
18. Spice Translator
Pumpkin spice in French is “citrouille épicée.” Sounds fancier, still makes me crave pie and poor decisions.
19. The Great Pumpkin Breakup
Pumpkin spice broke up with nutmeg. “You’re too spicy for me,” it said. Nutmeg cried into a pie crust.
20. Tinder for Lattes
I matched with a PSL on Tinder. Our date was steamy, a little frothy, and ended with whipped topping.
21. Pumpkin Spice Bootcamp
I joined a fall-themed bootcamp. We do burpees between sips of PSL and yell “SPICE!” every rep.
22. Latte’s Legal Trouble
My PSL was arrested for loitering—turns out, it’s been hanging out in my hands for three weeks straight.
23. The Scented Betrayal
I cheated on my PSL with a peppermint mocha. Now my scarf won’t even look at me.
24. Pumpkin Spice Moon Landing
NASA confirmed pumpkin spice on the moon. The aliens are already wearing UGGs.
25. The PSL Memoir
Just finished reading “Spiced and Confused: A Latte’s Journey.” Highly recommended for seasonal souls.
26. Pumpkin Spice Lottery
I won the lottery and bought a coffee shop. Every drink is PSL, every chair is plaid, and every playlist is Taylor Swift.
27. The Spice Divorce
Pumpkin spice divorced vanilla. Said it needed more cinnamon in its life and fewer beige decisions.
28. PSL in Therapy Again
My therapist told me I self-medicate with fall flavors. I told him, “That’s nutmeg-splaining.”
29. Spice Budget Cuts
Corporate’s cutting costs—my new PSL is just warm water and a cinnamon stick whispering “autumn” to itself.
30. Haunted PSL
I ordered a PSL and it screamed “Boooo!” Turns out, it was ghost pepper pumpkin spice—hot, haunted, and horrible.
31. Spice Farm Fantasy
I want to retire and run a pumpkin spice farm. We harvest feelings and roast Instagram captions.
32. The Forgotten Latte
Left my PSL in the car overnight. Now it’s just “Pumpkin Iced Sadness.”
33. Spice Renaissance Fair
Went to a Renaissance fair—someone was selling “Ye Olde PSL.” It came in a chalice with whipped cream and drama.
34. The Unholy Candle
Lit a pumpkin spice candle, accidentally summoned Martha Stewart and a cinnamon demon.
35. The Coffee Shop Cult
I joined a cult. We wear flannel, chant “Pumpkin spice,” and sacrifice oat milk to the espresso gods.
36. Pumpkin Spice Rap Battle
Had a rap battle with a PSL. It spit bars like: “I’m the flavor of fall, don’t @ me at all.”
37. Spice Yoga
Tried pumpkin spice yoga—every pose ends with a sip and a selfie.
38. Latte Audition
My PSL auditioned for Broadway. Didn’t get the part, but it got a standing ovation in the café.
39. Spice Horoscope
I checked my horoscope—it said “You will meet a tall, steamy PSL who changes your seasonal outlook.”
40. PSL Car Air Freshener
Bought a pumpkin spice car freshener. Now my car smells like fall breakups and cozy lies.
41. Latte Security System
Got a new home security system. If someone breaks in, it sprays pumpkin spice mist and asks for a cozy alibi.
42. Spice Hackers
Hackers broke into my fridge and replaced everything with pumpkin spice yogurt. I’m being PSL-ed from the inside out.
43. The Basic Olympics
Competed in the Basic Olympics—event 1: balancing a PSL while scrolling Pinterest in leggings. Gold medal.
44. Fall Fashion Crisis
My closet staged an intervention. Said I need to stop buying flannel every time I smell pumpkin spice.
45. PSL AI Takeover
My smart speaker only plays acoustic playlists and orders PSLs now. I think it’s become seasonally sentient.
46. Pumpkin Spice Marriage Proposal
Proposed to my partner with a ring inside a pumpkin spice donut. They said yes, mostly because of the donut.
47. The Last Spice
Pumpkin spice walked into the sunset whispering, “I’ll be back… September 1st, like always.”
Conclusion
Pumpkin spice isn’t just a flavor—it’s a cultural phenomenon with a personality bigger than a venti latte. Whether it’s infiltrating your coffee, candles, or inner monologue, it’s here to stay—at least until peppermint pushes it out come December. But perhaps most importantly, pumpkin spice gives us permission to be a little extra, a little cozy, and a lot ridiculous. Hopefully, these 47 jokes brought a smile to your season and a laugh to your latte. Until next fall, stay spicy.
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