There’s something universally funny about poop jokes—especially when they come with that eye-roll-inducing flair only a dad can deliver. Whether whispered during a family road trip or proudly announced at the dinner table, dad jokes about poop exist in a class of their own. They’re absurd, punny, sometimes groan-worthy, and always guaranteed to make someone laugh, even if it’s out of disbelief.
These 46 dad jokes are clean enough for the family (well, barely) but packed with just enough potty humor to tickle your funny bone. We’ve carefully curated each one to be unique, avoiding repeats or variations. No explanations—just straight-up goofy giggles, bathroom humor, and enough wit to keep you laughing through all your toilet troubles.
So buckle up (and maybe pinch your nose), because it’s about to get silly, smelly, and seriously dad-tastic.
46 Hilarious Dad Jokes About Poop
1. Poop-tacular Performance
I tried to write a song about poop… but it just came out wrong.
2. A Royal Flush
The toilet told me a joke—total crap, but it had a royal flush of punchlines.
3. No Ifs, Just Butts
I asked my dad why we always talk about poop. He said, “Because it’s the butt of every joke!”
4. Potty Trained Punster
My dad’s so good at poop jokes, he’s been potty trained in puns.
5. Silent But Dadly
His jokes aren’t loud, but they stink—silent but dadly.
6. Plop Culture
Why does dad love movie night? Because it’s filled with plop culture references.
7. Wipe Out
Tried telling a poop joke at work—totally wiped out the room.
8. Holy Crap
My dad said he had a religious experience… he saw the light after a holy crap.
9. The Poo Review
He left a Yelp review for the bathroom: “Five stars—explosive results!”
10. Smells Like Teen Spirit
I said I smelled something weird—he said, “Must be teen spirit… or that burrito.”
11. Dung and Games
We play a lot of board games—especially “Dung and Dragons.”
12. Crapitalism
Dad said he invested in a startup. Turns out it was a crap shoot.
13. Duty Calls
Any time I ask him to do chores, he says, “Can’t. Duty calls.”
14. Poop Fiction
He made me watch a movie called Poop Fiction—the plot really stank.
15. Brownie Points
Every time he makes a poop joke, he says he’s earning brownie points.
16. Loo-ser Mentality
Got beat at Mario Kart again. Said I had a “loo-ser’s mentality.”
17. Flush Gordon
Dad’s superhero name? Flush Gordon—savior of the universe… and the pipes.
18. Number Two Pencil
He always brings a number two pencil to the bathroom—just in case inspiration strikes.
19. Roll With It
When things go wrong, he says, “Toilet paper’s got the right idea—it just rolls with it.”
20. Deja Poo
He swears he’s heard that stink before—calls it déjà poo.
21. It’s a Gas
Tried to scare him with a fart. He said, “Nice try, but I’m immune to gas attacks.”
22. Leak Week
Called in sick last week. He said I had “Leak Week.”
23. Splatter Day Night Live
His favorite comedy show? Splatter Day Night Live.
24. Toilet Humor Degree
Claims he has a PhD in toilet humor—Pretty Hilarious Dad.
25. Plunger Party
Threw a party in the bathroom. Called it a “plunger party.”
26. Brown Alert
Tried to prank him—he shouted “Brown alert!” and dove for cover.
27. Stinky Situation
Got stuck in traffic. He blamed the delay on a “stinky situation.”
28. Can’t Handle the Poop
Told him I couldn’t take it anymore. He said, “You can’t handle the poop!”
29. Loophole Logic
Said he couldn’t do dishes because he found a “loophole”… in the bathroom.
30. Craptastic Voyage
Took a trip and called it a “craptastic voyage” after too much airport food.
31. Clog Buster
His superhero name in high school? The Clog Buster.
32. TP Confidential
He claims his bathroom diary is top secret—“TP Confidential.”
33. Shart-Stopper
Made chili last night—said it was a total shart-stopper.
34. Throne of Lies
Said he was just resting. I caught him napping on the “throne of lies.”
35. The Dumpfather
He made me an offer I couldn’t flush—called himself The Dumpfather.
36. Load Management
Talked about sports. Said he needed “load management” before halftime.
37. Poopacabra
Swears there’s a creature in the woods called the Poopacabra—leaves suspicious piles.
38. Crap Attack
Dropped his phone in the toilet—called it a full-blown crap attack.
39. Wipe Right
Tried dating online. He suggested an app called WipeRight.
40. Call of Doodie
Skipped my chores for video games—he yelled, “Answer the Call of Doodie!”
41. Turd Degree Burns
Microwaved leftovers too long—called it a case of turd-degree burns.
42. Brown Recluse
Dad disappeared for 30 minutes. Said he was communing with his “brown recluse.”
43. The Great Emancipoo
Claims he freed the family bathroom in 1992—The Great Emancipoo.
44. Fudge Factor
Miscalculated the recipe. Blamed it on the “fudge factor.”
45. Doody and the Beast
Movie night again. This time: Doody and the Beast.
46. Poop Idol
Sang a bathroom song. He said I’d make it to Poop Idol.
Conclusion
Dad jokes about poop might just be the gold standard of bathroom humor. They’re a special brand of comedy that toes the line between cringe and classic, leaving you somewhere between rolling your eyes and belly-laughing.
What makes them so lovable? Their fearless embrace of the taboo, their ridiculous wordplay, and, most of all, their absolute commitment to being as hilariously gross as possible while staying family-friendly. They’re quick, punchy, and oddly wholesome—just like dads themselves.
So the next time someone groans at a dad joke, especially a poop joke, smile and remember: that’s the sound of joy, deeply disguised as disgust. Keep the plunger nearby and the punchlines flowing.
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